Three Quotes About MLB Managers

"The only thing Earl Weaver knows about Big League pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer 

Palmer, like many Orioles pitchers in those days, really meant it. 

"Leo Durocher had the ability of taking a bad situation and making it immediately worse." - Branch Rickey 

As seems to be the general consensus. 

"Tommy Lasorda will eat anything as long as you pay for it." - Joe Torre 

I don't blame him. Other goats are the same way.