Yogi-isms

Hall of Fame catcher Yogi Berra was an all-time great player, winning three MVP Awards and ten World Series rings with the Yankees. He was also well-known for a little bit of an odd personality, which led to some utterly hilarious quotes. Here are my ten favorite "Yogi-isms." 

"All pitchers are either liars or crybabies." 

"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." 

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise they won't come to yours." 

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." 

"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets." 

"It was impossible to get a conversation going - everybody was talking too much." 

"The future ain't what it used to be." 

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." 

"Ninety percent of baseball is half mental." 

"I never said most of the things I said." 

There are many more priceless quotes I could have picked from, but these are my top ten. Anyone else have any favorites?